Quotes

Kate: GAY MAN!!!

Zoey: He is NOT gay! He is just in touch!

Kate: How in touch?

Zoey: . . . and this is why you don't have a boyfriend.

Zoey: KATE! STAY OFF OF MY FACEBOOK! (Zoey screamed this after I changed her to a gay guy who likes trains a lot!!! Bwhahahaha)

Kate: I've recently converted to Judism, ROCK ON STAR OF DAVID!

Mom: You can't post that as Zoey's status.

Jenner: You should change your name to Zooey Dechanel on Facebook.

Zoey: Okay!

Kate: Your name is now Zoo.

Zoey: Can I tell you a secret??

Kate (biting her shoulder): I did it first!!! :)

-Katelyn Marie

Stripping

"Bacon strips, chicken strips, Kortney strips!!!"

-Kortney Zoe

When people walk in your shoes they walk sideways.

My dear sister and I are just like any other sisters, we fight and laugh and... fight some more, a lot more. One of the more comical fights we have had was over a pair of boots I own. I caught her wearing them and wanted to wear them so I demanded she take them off. When I put them on I noticed a slight... slant to my step I do not know why but when she wears my shoes they just magically mold to her feet, I told her this. As I walked away I told her, "When people walk in your shoes they walk sideways!"

-Kortney Zoe

Gingerbread :)

Here it is, Zoey and I are totally crazing in every way! She is a red head, aged at the good ole' number of 15; while I am a blonde (however not in thought) at the aged at the depressingly ragged age of 17. Two years apart, but best friends sometimes at heart.

Today we made a Gingerbread house together! Zoey says its loppy-lookin', but I think it's perfect. The penguins killed Santa! The one with the shocked-id looking face is being censored by a small pine tree. . . hehe. Anyway these sadistic penguins killed santa with his own reindeer and sleigh. I don't think anyone gives us credit for our moments :)

-Kaite Marie, Kortney Zoe